titty mcfuck tarts

arguable the most offencive comment in the english language, extreemly offencive, because asians cannot say this word,

Man 1: You're A Gay Homo
Man 2: STFU titty mcfuck tarts
Man 1: im sorry mr man 2....im gonna go cry myself into a comma if u dont mind....

by Matt June 18, 2006

gomer

a complete D-Bag who acts like the shit but is acually just a piece of shit, not to be confused with chaunse

Person A: Anthony Redloft is one motherfuckin' gomer

Person B: what a bitch

by Matt April 24, 2005

diddly

Nothing. Shortened version of "diddly-squat"

I sent my money in but I got diddly back.

by Matt October 07, 2003

Douch-it

Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."

by Matt May 13, 2005

fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

by matt May 13, 2005

BW (Beyond White)

The guy who just don't know nothing 'bout anything urban.

23 year old white kid just outta college never left chappaqu, NY before.

by Matt October 26, 2004

The Great Gatsby

One of the greatest pieces of literature of all time. A timeless classic that tells the story of a man, James Gatz, who has an undying dream, a desire for a love that he will never have. Written by F. Scott Fitzgerald, this book is said to be a parallel of his life.

"Gatsby believed in the green light. The orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but it's no matter. For tomorrow we will run faster, reach our arms out farther. Then on one fine day, so we beat on, boats against the current, we are borne back into the past"- A closing line in the masterpiece novel, The Great Gatsby.

by Matt April 25, 2005