MATT's definitions
In the Amusement Park we call life there is one ride that never seems to end. The roller coaster ride of Girls.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
Sometimes it makes you wonder what life would have been like to just be a pansy and ride the Merry-Go-Round.
by Matt February 27, 2005
Get the Girlsmug. The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
by matt November 30, 2003
Get the Poo seedmug. 
similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.
Ahhh schpankita!
by matt June 11, 2004
Get the Schpankitamug. The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004
Get the Dreaded Re-Wipemug. 
by matt October 1, 2002
Get the Kicksmug.