MATT's definitions

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004

diaper

For f**ks sake, its a nappy

Bob has s**t his nappy again

by Matt March 4, 2005

wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

by Matt August 18, 2004

Antti Kokko

Rising scandinavian guitar player, played with the bands Etos, Remains, and Ancestor. Currently playing with the band Kalmah.

Antti Kokko is a great guitar player.

by matt March 27, 2005

pdc

piss drunk cock

Man, he is truely a PDC

by matt March 12, 2004

brat boy

a worthless piece of shit that uses the internet to talk shit

That brat boy sure talks alot of shit

by Matt December 27, 2003

5th Period

The legendary computer animation class taught by Mr. E at Villa Park High School. Where no subject is taught per se, but much learining occurs. The tales are endless and could not be told in a lifetime.

The day was going bad but then I relaized 5th period was coming up.

by Matt February 26, 2004