MATT's definitions

bitz

another name for bitch

sup bitz!

by MATT July 2, 2003

Ards

An acronym for a medical syndrome of the lungs. It stands for Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome.

It is characterized as a rapid onset of progressive malfunction of the lungs usually associated with the malfunction of other organs due to the inability to take up oxygen. The condition is associated with extensive lung inflammation and small blood vessel injury in all affected organs. It is an acute and life threatening illness.

The survival rate for patients with severe ARDS who receive appropriate treatment is about 60%; if the severe hypoxemia of ARDS is not recognized and treated, cardiopulmonary arrest occurs in 90% of patients.

by Matt October 28, 2005

R-Town

R-Town representa

see also Rowlett

G-Town Killa

by Matt June 13, 2004

sk8r

A dumb person who thinks that replacing letters with numbers makes the word that much cooler. Much like the people who use the terms l33t and w00t

sk8r 4 life (I feel more stupid for typing this)

by Matt June 15, 2004

spigot

1. alternate for "penis"

2. alternate for "homosexual" or "fag" or "faggot"

1. I am going to put my spigot in your sprocket.

2. Justin from N'STYNC is such a spigot.

by Matt December 4, 2003

Flea

Michael "Flea" Balzary is the bassist for the funk rock band The Red Hot Chili Peppers. His playing style is generally slap bass, but has started using a pick in RHCP's newer songs. (his first time using a pick was on Parallel Universe) He's been in quite a few movies such as his role as a nihilist in The Big Lebowski and as Donnie in The Wild Thornberrys Movie. He also is one of the more tattooed members of the band. His current gear list includes (basses) his signature Modulus basses, a few Music Man Stingrays, a few Fender Jazz basses, which go through (pedals) an Electro-Harmonix Q-Tron, a MXR microamp, and finally a Boss ODB-3 Overdrive pedal, which (amp) are powered by three Gallien Krueger 2001 RB heads with a GK 4x10 and 1x15 speaker cab each.

Flea is the reason I started playing bass.

by Matt August 22, 2005

~*~

Stands for spread.
~ = leg
* = pussy

I ~*~ her open and fucked her.

by Matt December 4, 2003