MATT's definitions

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick

"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"

by Matt March 11, 2004

spearchucker

one who throws spears made of wood at nearby wildlife or in some cases livestock. usually of native descent

those damn spearchuckers are at it again

by matt June 10, 2004

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004

gayvernor

New Jersey's answer to California's governator. Title for Jim McGreevey the first openly gay governor.

Arnold is the Governator as Jim McGreevey is the Gayvernor.

by Matt August 17, 2004

chavabis

Horrible brown cannabis like substance that chavs like to smoke but prefer to sell (cos its cool to sell drugs). Scientifically proven to be the sweepings from the floor of a factory that produces proper resin.

Filthy cheap, filthy excuse for narcotics. We have all been there.....

by Matt January 24, 2005

Dontad

This word originated from a screen saver, that said "Dave is a Dontad" and has been used to describe Dave ever since. The Creation of Team Dontad was on Thursday, September 23, 2004.

"1, 2, 3 Go DONTADS!"

by Matt September 24, 2004