MATT's definitions

road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

theodin

Omg l337 Realmer 1rl

Theodin: OMG I PWNED you 1-1 FoD
Amalgam: I know i suck alt-2

by Matt November 9, 2003

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

by Matt December 30, 2004

nubbin

Another name for a noob/nub/nublet. Someone who is new at something a sucks horribly at it.

Some kid named Justin Heimbach.

by matt January 29, 2005

bootycuz

(noun) 1. A word given to a girl who is willing to sleep with anyone. 2. A term commonly used by niggers to state that they need some sex. 3. Any girl is not a virgin is bootycuz.

Hey nigga hook me up with some bootycuz.

by Matt March 15, 2004

swack

Swack is basically another word for fuck. This word originated in San Diego, where lots of guys use it.

GUY 1: Look at that ass over there, would you SWACK?
GUY 2: I'd mos def SWACK that.

by Matt December 28, 2004