MATT's definitions

YO Mamma

Noun: your mother, used to refer to someone's mother in a deragatory manner.

"Yo dude, i had sex with YO MAMMA last night! She's one good lay!"

by Matt December 10, 2003

mansack

A dudes balls............

Dude i just racked my mansack on that 12 stair before and then i slid on my face.

by Matt December 15, 2004

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

Flibbity Flobbity Flu

A new way ffor people to say in the hizzy fo shizzy.

I'm flibbity flobbity flu.

by MATT October 28, 2003

cars that bounce

Used by hip-hop artists as a trademark. A sign of coolness.

"i can get you anything you want. Gold chains, supermodels, cars that bounce..."

by matt October 20, 2003

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009