MARTIN's definitions

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

by Martin December 11, 2004

slutzenberger

A rude sexually promiscuous young lady
A very very very filthy girl
Kathy Fear

That Kathy Fear is a real Slutzenberger
Check out that girl in the Santa costume - she's a real Slutzenberger!

by Martin December 11, 2004

bag full of arseholes

description of appearance, derogatory. Australian slang

"he's as ugly as a bagful of arseholes"

by martin December 5, 2004

cocoshunter

derogatory term for someone who puts their willy in another man's bottom.

that dude shunts coco, and is therefore a cocoshunter

by martin November 20, 2004

cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.

"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."

by Martin November 19, 2004

db's

A euphemistic abbreviation of the (UK) slang phrase "the Dog's Bollocks", which expresses approval.

His new bicycle is the DB's!
(His new bicycle is the Dog's Bollocks)

meaning: "His new bicycle is superb!"

by Martin November 18, 2004

independee

Independee is some one who fights to not be in a group. (Such as grunger(THEY RULE) townie(They suk!!!!!!) skaters etc...) This back fires on them because they put themselves in a group fghting to not be in a group. Stupid eh? Oh how the world would be a happier place if we wer all grungers:)

Grunger: Are you a grunger?
Independee: *screaming and shouting not understandable by a grunger* wots d piont in trying to be like someone?
Grunger: Dude, no need to be like that. I don't care what I am, so I'm forced into the grunger group
Independee: *more confusing screaming*
Grunger: Whatever dude, you've made yourself an independee, so there's no escaping fool.
Independee: *Pulls out knife*

*Where did the grunger go?*

by Martin November 17, 2004