MARTIN's definitions

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by Martin February 9, 2005

marky mark

Hunky, studly; like a high school football player. Looking like Mark Wahlberg in the era of his Calvin Klein ads. Sometimes it also implies someone that is not too bright (as in the case of most jocks). Usually used to describe someone younger, really fit older guys are, well, just really fit older guys.

“Shelly, did you see that guy at the other end of the dance floor? Ohmygod, he is so totally marky mark. I’d like to feel HIS vibration.”

by Martin June 11, 2006

Berrios

A guy that likes to harass little freshmen girls and get absolutly nothing from them and he thinks he has so much game.Blue balls!!

R. Kelly is such a berrios

by martin April 2, 2003

yobbo

A yobbo is someone with a bush australian back groud and bad tast. Or from a poorer white australian background.

a yobbo is steve erwin(the shorts give it away!)or slim dusty.

by martin October 15, 2004

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

by Martin December 11, 2004

ripple

it means good or wicked

damn that film was ripple

by martin May 13, 2005