MARTIN's definitions

warburton's

Bread since 1876.
Warburton's is one of the UK's leading bread manufacturers. Making lines such as 'Danish', 'Seeded Batch' and 'Xtra Thick Sliced White Bread'

I love danish bread by Warby!

by Martin March 21, 2005

db's

A euphemistic abbreviation of the (UK) slang phrase "the Dog's Bollocks", which expresses approval.

His new bicycle is the DB's!
(His new bicycle is the Dog's Bollocks)

meaning: "His new bicycle is superb!"

by Martin November 18, 2004

phuck

basically the same word as "fuck" expect 'f' is replaced by "ph". It is a roman representation of "fuck". Also is used as one of the 31 Restaurant Names That Maybe Should Be Reconsidered

Don't phuck with me.

by Martin January 3, 2015

crunkizzle

Means CRUNK and Izzle is just for funizzle

Damn, that thang iz so crunkizzle

by MARTIN May 13, 2005

pillock

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

by martin November 12, 2003

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

Roody

Somebody who thinks that they are a "rood boi". Amost always total dicks.

Also know as/affiliated with: chav, townie, ned, scallie

"Roodys suck"

"I hate roodys"

"I is a rood boi"

by Martin February 9, 2005