MARK's definitions

Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.

Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.

by Mark July 11, 2003

Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

by Mark November 25, 2003

yapo

an addicting drug that once you do it , you get hooked for life and smoke some every minute. Also a buttfucking person whos a fancy crapo. A fudge packer.

look at that yapo

by mark December 11, 2003

jaundice

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

by mark July 28, 2005

maplehood

The part of Maplewood, Minnesota where it's all apartments and you shouldn't go there at night because you'll get mugged/molested

get out of your car and see if you still have hubcaps because we just drove through maplehood

by mark July 8, 2004

sizzler

Torture device used for extracting valuable information from prisoners.

While the prisoner is tied and unable to remove the device.

An unplugged electrical hair curling iron is gently placed into the prisoner's vagina or rectum. The prisoner is then asked to give you the information requested or you'll plug the iron into an outlet and simply leave the room. Slowly the iron will heat up and the sizzler will do it's deed.



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Now would you like to have a little polite chat or rather have the sizzler do the talking for me?

by mark June 10, 2006

Hektor

1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense

"Hektor: OmG h3 IS H@cKInG yoo FUcKinG NOOBS!"

by mark December 2, 2004