MACHone Inc.'s definitions

DWTS

An acronym for "Down With The Sickness," a track off of Disturbed's first album, The Sickness.

One of my favorite songs is DWTS.

by MACHone Inc. October 17, 2005

Volleyball

Other than a sport, volleyball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of a moderately attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Mike: "Hey, Geoff, volleyball at 12 o'clock?"
Geoff turns around and looks behind him.
Geoff: "Oh, yeah, I'm in!"

by MACHone Inc. October 10, 2005

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

The Guy

Mascot of the high-energy rock band, Disturbed. Often depicted as a demented smiling face, The Guy has recently been personified by Todd McFarlane in Disturbed's 2005 release, Ten Thousand Fists.

Dude A: "What's up with those evil-looking face t-shirts?"
Dude B: "Oh, that's The Guy."
Dude A: "The Guy?"
Dube B: "The Guy."
Dude C: "The Guy?"
Dude A: "Dude, go away, dude."

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

Beachball

Other than an inflatable beach toy, beachball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of an extremely attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Teddy: "So you coming to the party tonight?"
Mike: "No, sorry, I'm playin' some beachball at 3 o'clock."
Teddy: "Oh, really."
Teddy glances to the side.
Teddy: "Hm, maybe I'll join you."

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

by MACHone Inc. September 4, 2005