M DOGG's definitions

lue last name zer

A clever way of simultaneously naming a person and making refrence to their inadequacy of hip culture. Important to say "lue" loud, and "last name zer" under your breath.

Tim: "Lets get going before we miss the bus"
Doug: "Ha Wesssssst Siiiiiiide! ha"
Tim: "Hurry UP LUE!.... last name zer"

(lue + zer = loser)

by M Dogg March 20, 2005

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you gotta do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning the poop off the shitters in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah man, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

by M Dogg May 13, 2005

buttockas

When the ass cheeks hang out the back of a females shorts. Where the butt cheek meets the leg. Closely related to ba-donka-donk

DAMN! Look at the buttockas on her!

by M Dogg September 8, 2004

hostage

Mindless fools in Counter- Strike, usually scientists who run into walls and whisper so that the T's can hear them all the way across the map. Who certified these guys to be scientists?
Usually refered to as "hosties"

"Hostage Down"

by M Dogg November 25, 2003

lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!

Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip. Its your job, not your career.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly and many other ignorant news people are the real terrorists. Honestly, what brings more anxiety and "terror" to your day to day life? A few thousand Americans murdered by scum bag extremists? Or the people that remind you that you could be next, every day of your life. They try to scare you into beleaving that civilization is about to end because 2 men want to get married? Or because some lame school stopped singing christmas songs. Who cares? Apparently Bill O'Reilly does.

After a weekend binge of I.V. drug use and random sex with unhealthy smelling hookers, I contracted every disease known to man. Meh, it could be worse, I could be Bill O'Reilly. ROFLMAO @ Bill O'Reilly.

by M Dogg August 16, 2006