Luke's definitions

rosism

the art of going home when you don't have to!

Royce when he is at brents house

by luke January 25, 2004

cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

rhyming slang

Generally rhyming slang is a load of old bollocks. In the words of terry pratchett "it is made up to annoy strangers, which is the case with most slangs"

Whoa rhyming slang makes no sense!
prunes (syrup of)=wig
apples and pears=stairs
rubbity-dub=pub
busy bee=general theory of relativity

by Luke September 23, 2005

taliwaker

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

by Luke September 1, 2003

dickybird

A slang word for penis

Well thats a funny little dickybird you got there

by Luke February 8, 2005

stockport

Most criminal TOWN in Britain (3rd overall)
Manchester is 5TH!

Also, derogatory term for Rockport boots

Lock your doors when your going through Stockport!
Ey Stacey 'ow much were dem fake Stockports off market?

by Luke July 28, 2008