Definitions by Lugs-o

That Guy 

Anonymous co-worker in your organisation. Possibly frozen in time from the 1980s and the toast of Wall Street. He’ll be ready to sleaze his way to the top, 80s style! He knows about business and has a tie. Also went to a lot of coke parties. The secret to his success is all about appearances. Outside of the office he goes back to the farm, shifts some paradigms and revolutionises outside the box. Liked the Safety Dance and died from Boneitis.

“Who shall we pick to be our new CEO?”
“I nominate That Guy!”

That Guy by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

Friendship by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

LUGG3D 

Another variation on getting PWND or OWND/OWN3D. Usually involves a clep round the lug (ear).

Loser: "He just got hit round the ear."
Lamer: "LUGG3D!"

LUGG3D by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Yo Momma

Insult used when asked any question, espically if you're lying stoned in the gutter and a preacher tells you that you are wretched.

(after the Preacher-bot has besmirched Bender Bending Rodriguez)
Fry: "Who was that?"
Bender Bending Rrodriguez: "Yo Momma!"

Yo Momma by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Dead. Or Sick. I forget. 

Used on a messageboard when someone asks where a particular poster is, after an absence from the forum.

Origin is from a line Krusty speaks on The Simpsons when Bart Simpson asks him where is Sideshow Mel.

Metalhammer User 1: What happened to Vim Fuego?
Metalhammer User 2: Dead. Or sick. I forget.

Dead. Or Sick. I forget. by Lugs-o October 16, 2004

Evo 

The Metalhammer midget.

Uses the catflap to get in his house after a night out in Tipton.

He was short, but not as short as Evo.

Evo by Lugs-o October 5, 2004

UNICROWNED 

The highest state of pwnage. Even higher than being KLWND. Being totally ownd.
Derived from Unicron the most awesome of all Transformers, as he would PWN entire planets.
The highest level of pwnage on a messageboard.

"OMG! He just got UNICROWNED!

UNICROWNED by Lugs-o October 3, 2004