Lucas's definitions

Sneeky Pete

the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face

I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.

by lucas January 30, 2005

Riki

Someone who is a mess and need to get their life together.

Get it together, stop being such a Riki.

by Lucas February 12, 2019

opera house

A woman with a very large vagina whose labia resembles large hanging pink curtains.

I was about to have sex with this chick but then I saw her opera house and my standing ovation lost its enthusiasm.

by Lucas February 16, 2005

mactard

A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.

"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"

by Lucas May 27, 2004

HCIC

Head Cracker In Charge. This is the leader of the gang named the "Crazy Crackers". He is the most dangerous of them all.

"Have you ever met the HCIC?"

by Lucas December 27, 2004

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

biscuit

(n) A party game in which a pastry is put in the middle of a circle of people, each person then self stimulates ejaculation, the last person to do so is required to eat the pastry. Can also be played with a person in place of the pastry, the looser is required to preform oral sex on the ejaculation covered person

"Dude, that chick looks like a slut, lets see if she wants to play biscuit"

by Lucas March 30, 2004