Lucas's definitions

Sneeky Pete

the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face

I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.

by lucas January 30, 2005

Riki

Someone who is a mess and need to get their life together.

Get it together, stop being such a Riki.

by Lucas February 12, 2019

mactard

A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.

"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"

by Lucas May 27, 2004

monster

the aids.

lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....

by Lucas July 3, 2004

tongan ninja

A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit

only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".

and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla

Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass

by Lucas December 31, 2003

farbreeze

A household cleaner derived from febreeze. Used to relieve the smell that a farbod leaves in the air and on your furniture after they have slept over your house.

I need to whip out my farbreeze

by Lucas February 19, 2005

weed-eater

A hippy. Someone who smokes a lot of weed.

My uncle Honey Rivers.

by Lucas April 1, 2004