Definitions by Lt. Roastabotch

Maximum Rage 

A state of anger bordering on godlike, the anti-enlightenment, a furious display of chest beating and growling/roaring/swearing. What the battery powered king kong toys display.

Jim was stuck in the fast lane behind a grey hair doing 25mph and the white-hot seething stench/display of "Maximum Rage" could be seen.heard for miles.

Maximum Rage by Lt. Roastabotch May 5, 2006

Mervyns California

An adjective used o describe the annoying habbit of midwesterners to adopt the social/fasion habbits of bigger better cities for lack of they're own uniqueness or style.

See that chick with the ugs and high-water jeans? She is so Mervyns California my ass hurts!!!

Mervyns California by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006

hifi 

(hi-fee) A person (usually a woman) who acts like her shit don't stink or she's too good for anyone. Also includes fasion lemings who'll wear whatever some womens rag will tell them to. Unoriginal botches...

Vanessa is so hifi, it's no wonder she can't keep a man.

I don't like downtown clubs, the chicks are so hifi!

hifi by Lt. Roastabotch April 7, 2006

droopy 

Drooping labia, a woman with said condition. Any vaginal deformation that renders a woman un-beddable.

Suzy is such a droopy!
Sissy just told me the doctor diagnosed her with the droopy.
Shelia's got the droopy.

droopy by Lt. Roastabotch December 28, 2005

whigroes 

(wee-grows) Unkle Toms, sell outs black folks with money who go out of they're way to be seen as white folks with money.

Condoleeza Rice, The Gumble Family, OJ Simpon are all prime examples of whigroes

whigroes by Lt. Roastabotch September 21, 2005

Booty-Flu 

An alternate name for HIV.

"Cedrick had to go to clinic to get tested for the Booty-Flu."

Booty-Flu by Lt. Roastabotch August 25, 2005

California Gold Rush 

When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.

I waxed Sally's ass so good, she had a California Gold Rush!

California Gold Rush by Lt. Roastabotch July 31, 2005