Lovejoy's Lovechild's definitions

on you

To gain a percentage of another's cannabis cigarette, and to receive that percentage before anyone else

On you lad, gis a go of yer splenger(scouse accent please)

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

half bat

Something very impressive indeed

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

doing a sickboy

when a person attempts to give up drugs and a so-called friend of theirs decides to do it at the same time just to prove how easy it is for them to do it

I've given up drugs, oh thats nice, so will i, NO stop doing a sickboy

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

leggyfrozzen

Another word for the solar plexus if your are not pretentious enough to call it your 'solar plexus'.

Oh my god did i tell you about the leggyfrozzen i saw the other day

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

spleng

a cannabis ridden cigarette

Pass the spleng, stop boging it

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

quackcandle

A made up drug its rubbish

I got completely off my spunky backpack on quackcandle and now i feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006