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Definitions by Lovejoy's Lovechild

mucky crisp eater 

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

half bat 

My goodness, have you seen Jonny's new car, it's half bat
Yes it is very nice
half bat by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

leggyfrozzen

Another word for the solar plexus if your are not pretentious enough to call it your 'solar plexus'.
Oh my god did i tell you about the leggyfrozzen i saw the other day
leggyfrozzen by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

quackcandle 

I got completely off my spunky backpack on quackcandle and now i feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon
quackcandle by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006
To gain a percentage of another's cannabis cigarette, and to receive that percentage before anyone else
On you lad, gis a go of yer splenger(scouse accent please)
on you by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006
Pass the spleng, stop boging it
spleng by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006