Smegg head

The greatest insult on british tv ever from red dwarf

"rimmer your such a smegg head!"

by louis May 13, 2005

pansexual

One who has sex with pans.

Pastry chef: I like to think of myself as pansexual.
Karen: oh my god he's been humpin' my pans!

by louis May 07, 2005

bum chum

A Bum chum is a male boyfriend to another male.

Elton John is David Fernishes "Bum Chum"

by louis June 06, 2003

MDMA

Phenethylamines>PsychedelicAmphetamines:
3,4-methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine, C11H15NO2 (mol. wt. 193.24)
or ecstasy

A clubbers drug... Giving that loved up feeling.

by louis October 17, 2001

cust

its like a mixture between 'cunt' and 'crust'

You dirty cust!

by louis October 16, 2001

Dislexus

of disreputable qualities

You're really getting on my dislexus!

by louis October 16, 2001

professional student

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's

Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90

by Louis January 13, 2006