Lou Stenspayce's definitions

dutch

A Nickname for President Reagan. Nicknamed "Dutch" as a child, wenton to become the 40th US president.

DUring his presidency, Dutch got shot and later fell off a horse. It was just like one of his movies.

by Lou Stenspayce June 5, 2004

roof gnome

Persons, either male or female who hang out on the roof of off-campus student houses, undergraduate societies, or fraternities. Usually members of said house. Usually on some sort of drugs such as shrooms or trying to smoke a Joint on the sly.

Named because they are frequently spotted in packs and usually only the top part of their body is visible from the ground below.

I walked up to ******** after class and I saw three roof gnomes pop their heads out to see who was coming up the walkway.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

Aristide

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004

Yodeling in the Canyon

Oral sex, as performed on a woman.

See: The Last Detail, starring Jack Nicholson

I had to go yodeling in the canyon before she would give me any back!

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

dartmouth

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003