Burt

Norse goddess of wisdom, beauty and femininity, used to describe a lovely looking lady that has all of these qualities.

Check out that bird, she's a burt. Hubba hubba

by Lou December 08, 2003

dayum

You would use this interjection when you see a fine piece of ass. As this girl walks past you, you must lean back and exclaim this this phrase with impeccable timing. This is especially useful after watching a fine lady such as Danielle Conklin pass by.

DAYUM DConk! Since when were u so hot?!

by Lou April 13, 2006

Silly Style

Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.

Damn, dude! I would do her silly stlye!

by Lou October 01, 2003

Gunch

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

by Lou June 23, 2004

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 01, 2003

veluptious tatas

a nice set of breasts, perky not to big boobs

wow she has some veluptious tatas

by lou January 02, 2003

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005