Lou's definitions

cullo

ass in Itailian

Bache mi culo, CULO!

by lou September 30, 2003

Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

next door neighbours mice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!

by lou December 10, 2003

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

ollie

the coolest guy in the world, very funny

ollish

oh my god, your such an ollie!

i wish i could be ollish

by Lou December 18, 2004

veluptious tatas

a nice set of breasts, perky not to big boobs

wow she has some veluptious tatas

by lou January 2, 2003

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003