Lou's definitions
by lou December 10, 2003

A small capsule or container which can hold useful items. It is inserted in the anus for safekeeping.
by Lou January 25, 2003

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.
Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.
by Lou April 10, 2005

by Lou February 23, 2005

Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.
by Lou October 1, 2003

by Lou December 18, 2004

by Lou November 1, 2003
