Lou's definitions

chicken fried rice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
lemon slice!

by lou December 10, 2003

KIT

A small capsule or container which can hold useful items. It is inserted in the anus for safekeeping.

My kit fell out when I ran the marathon, so I lost my asthma spray.

by Lou January 25, 2003

gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

by Lou February 23, 2005

Silly Style

Intense intercourse usually resulting in the male partner losing all ability to act like a normal human being during the act, due to the extreme sheer perfect and rare hotmess of the female.

Damn, dude! I would do her silly stlye!

by Lou October 1, 2003

ollie

the coolest guy in the world, very funny

ollish

oh my god, your such an ollie!

i wish i could be ollish

by Lou December 18, 2004

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003