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Moroccan Meat Pie

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal
Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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The Avenger

The fart you let loose that pays your friends back for the evil they did to you. Best done in a closed space.
I'm about to release the Avenger!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Pellet Stove

While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.
Dude! who just let a pellet stove go!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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downsball

This is an insult. The pejorative refers to an extremely stupid person who, while not actually having Down's Syndrome, has an intelligence equated to that of someone who suffers from that genetic ailment. It is usually used to attack someone who has made a grave error in speech or action, or holds beliefs or takes actions not to the insulter's liking.

Many would object to this term because of its implicit devaluing of persons with Down's Syndrome.
Goddamn it, you spilled hot coffee on my crotch, you fucking downsball!

Eddie likes Chevrolets and has been buying them for years. He's such a downsball in his taste in cars.
by Lothar February 28, 2005
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