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Deforestation

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair
Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Pellet Stove

While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.
Dude! who just let a pellet stove go!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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corpse fiend

Some kind of village idiot. And scientist report that he is a homo ass kid.
Hey, Corpse Fiend likes when he is pushing from a behind!
by Lothar August 31, 2004
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Democratic Underground

An online forum exclusively for members of the U.S. Democratic Party and those from the "left" side of the U.S. political spectrum. In the absence of outside conflict or critique, the forum isn't so much a place to develop political and philsophical savvy as much as simply a "hang out" spot to belittle conservatives, trumpet the successes of Democratic officials and candidates, and to serve as a social spot for like-minded people.
George W. Bush angers me! I'm going on Democratic Underground to vent and have fun.
by Lothar March 4, 2004
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Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
by Lothar December 14, 2017
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