Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Lothar

Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.

Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair

Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!

Deforestation by Lothar January 13, 2018

When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.

Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!

Kettle Corn by Lothar January 13, 2018

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

Hot Pocket by Lothar January 13, 2018

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.

It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost

Jack Frost by Lothar January 13, 2018

When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal