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Definitions by Lorelili

To weep loudly, to cry or bawl, to lament or mourn for someone.

To cry out, usually in grief.
The wind was howling outside that night. At about midnight, we heard a woman wailing, broken by occasional sobs. We knew instantly that it was the banshee. We knew then that one of us would soon die.

As I was locking up for the night, I heard a little girl somewhere in the building, and she was wailing. Following the sound into into the women's room, I saw a little girl of about four, her face flushed from crying. As I walked towards her, she disappeared. Was this my imagination or had I seen a ghost?
wail by Lorelili April 5, 2008
Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.
"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."
wencher by Lorelili January 18, 2008
A young female from birth to age 18. The opposite of a boy.

Socialized to be sensitive, nurturing, and friendly. Far too often disrespected and abused by males (be it peers or adults).

Also known as a lass, maid, maiden, or damsel in poetry... not so anymore.
"Girl" once referred to a child of either sex, with "knave girl" referring to a male and "gay girl" referring to a female (ironically, little did the English know that it would later refer to a young lesbian).

Louisa May Alcott wrote with no ambiguatity whatsoever in "Little Women"; "As Mrs March would think, what can you do with four gay girls in the house?"
girl by Lorelili January 13, 2008
1. A dog, a female dog.

2. A mean, unbearable female. May or may not sleep around. Can now be applied to gay men or to anybody who is nasty or unpleasant.

3. To gripe, complain, and whine about something.

4. A person in a submissive position.
"Yep, that's one fine-lookin' bitch."

"How about we sing "Ann Coulter is a Stupid Bitch," in D minor?"

"Naomi wanted her sister Nikki married off right away because she saw Nikki looking at her husband? Can't she see that Nikki looks at any man like that?! She's a cur-bitch in heat!"

"Will you stop bitching about how you didn't get that iPod?! It's a music-player; it's a thing!"

"I've wanted so long to be your bitch!"
bitch by Lorelili January 13, 2008
From the French word chiper, meaning "to bait".

Means "bitch".
-"Ils vous aiment."
-"Et ce n'est pas cette chipie qui régnera chez nous?"

(-"They like you."
-"And it's not this bitch who will reign on our premesis?")
chipie by Lorelili January 9, 2008

herbal essences 

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
herbal essences by Lorelili December 29, 2007
A man or woman who fights for women's issues, but usually used for women.

An obnoxious word that is built off of the word "hero", which is not native to English and etymologically unrelated to "he" and "she". "Hero", strictly speaking, is gender neutral now and "shero" specifies gender, contrary to feminist efforts to make language gender-neutral; way to shoot yourselves in the foot, feminists.
"Heroine" can be used in a positive way; drop the "shero" and use "heroine" to describe a strong, intelligent woman and the connotations will change. Or just use "hero" if you don't want to differentiate.
shero by Lorelili December 29, 2007