faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

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nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

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fat rat

An overweight woman.

Geez, are all Tri Delts fat rats?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

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cuntibollocks

An asshole, someone deserving no respect. Coined by a pisshead Liam Gallagher (from Brit Pop band Oasis) as he was being thrown drunkenly out of a trendy London club.

Feck off you cuntibollocks.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

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