Lord Uther's definitions

Hoop-Surf

to engage in anal sex acts

I can't wait to hoop-surf that wahina!

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

'nad sap

male ejaculate; aka man batter.

From: Gonad Sap (sap being the liquid found in wood....)

I left a trail of 'nad sap spilling over her pillowy arse.

by Lord Uther February 12, 2003

Clam

slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.

Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

Bort

a Russian word, denoting "Bureau Number", or construction number. Used to identify military aircraft.

I watched the SU-27 rip across the sky, and marveled at the power of Bort-34's engines.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

spuzz

'nad sap; male ejaculate


(see also: spuzzum)

I left a trail of spuzz from her nipple to her ear.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

shit-blistering

an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.

The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003