The agonisingly painful experience that is fellatio from a person with big teeth - be it Janet Street Porter, Lara Lewington, Esther Rantzen or indeed the eponymous Ken Dodd.
'Fancy another Dodd job, Normski?'
'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'
(credit: Profanisaurus)
'No thank you Janet. By the way, have you seen the iodine?'
(credit: Profanisaurus)
by Lord Grimcock May 26, 2008
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.
Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.
by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008
With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.
The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.
First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
by Lord Grimcock September 02, 2007
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007