Definitions by Lord Grimcock

Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

Cleveland steamer by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007

foist 

Wearside. Rancid male body odour.

Christ aal fuckin mighty, this room reeks o' yer fuckin foist, wor lad.

foist by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007

goatfelcher

One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.

Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.

goatfelcher by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

Celine Dion 

A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.

Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.

Celine Dion by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007

ecosser 

A tosser from Scotland; one prone to driving a car with an 'Ecosse' bumper sticker figleafing his ingrained hatred for the English.

Your Ecosser is the best-balanced person in the world; he has a chip on both shoulders.

ecosser by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007

Darjeeling standpipe 

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.

Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

Darjeeling standpipe by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007

jizzoon 

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

jizzoon by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007