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by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
Get the grimling mug.A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
Get the Darjeeling standpipe mug.The Forlorn Vorn. The lusted-after coming age of terror and chthonic despair.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
By Vorthak, my droogs! This pathetick homoverse breathes its last! And we are privileged enough to be bidden to its fall! ALL HAIL THE FOURTH VORN OF PERPETUAL BLASPHEMODESOLATION!
by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
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by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010
Get the citation needed mug.Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.
'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'
'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
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