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grimling

Like 'darling', but necrovertedly grimappropriate. AVE NEKROVIZARDATHS!
Let's use the Catterick condom tonight, bitter grimling mine.
by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
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Darjeeling standpipe

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.
Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
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Fourth Vorn

The Forlorn Vorn. The lusted-after coming age of terror and chthonic despair.

Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.

At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
By Vorthak, my droogs! This pathetick homoverse breathes its last! And we are privileged enough to be bidden to its fall! ALL HAIL THE FOURTH VORN OF PERPETUAL BLASPHEMODESOLATION!
by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2008
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citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.
Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed
by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010
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woggerel

Tub-thumping ethnic poetry of no particular merit. It is estimated that if some means were found of converting woggerel into energy, Maya Angelou alone could power the whole of Kettering.
'Benjamin Zephaniah's latest compilation of self-justifying arsewad is pure woggerel.'

'Thank you Germaine. Tom Paulin?'
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
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fuckard

Archaic. A means of denoting one who is not too bright.
'Faith, Mowbray, th'art in sooth a knave and a fuckard.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
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chopper

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
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