Lord Grimcock's definitions

hippy

Vermin. Cosseted baby-boomers who expressed their generational feeling of inadequacy by toxic passivity, stale groupthought and, above all, moaning about anything and everything. Most of them have long since sold out, but they are still to be found here and there - many in suspended animation on 'soft' university courses, or in larger groups at tenth-rate music festivals in a state of drug-accelerated senility.

Some fucking hippy asked for directions to the university, so I sent him up Scotswood Road where he got filled in by a large gang of smackrats. Funny as fuck.

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

daddaries

Male mammaries; man boobs, bitch tits, moobs, dog udders. Unsightly pectoral lard reservoirs on a pie-hider, usually found over a gock.

Fook me, kidda, cop the daddaries on tha' salad-dodging coont awer yonda.

by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007

GröFaZ

Nick amusingly given to Adolf Hitler by certain of his commanders out of earshot.

Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.

In demanding the reduction of the Kursk salient without providing for a reserve while we were still reeling from Kharkov, GröFaZ totally fucked us over. - Manstein: Lost Victories

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

rascist

Twatspeak for racist. See also facist.

Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL

by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

chthonic

Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.

by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008