Lord Grimcock's definitions

Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.

The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.

by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

gleet

British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.

Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

fuppie

Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.

Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

cock succour

To help, give aid to or ease the life of a male bird or fowl.

A: I found this crippled bantam on Wansbeck Road and have spent the last 2 months nursing him back to health.

B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.

by Lord Grimcock August 5, 2008

slotbadger

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

spenk

Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.

Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.

Hawaire man Charlie y'fuckin spenk.

by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007