70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 20, 2007
Necro-Sodomising Dread Acolytes Party. The ruling faction and only political organisation permitted under the bleak, frostbitten, arcane and longed-for hegemony of Planet Norway.
When the Age of Frost begins, my grimling, this puny, lukewarm Social-Democratic state will be inverted into the billion-year NSDAP rike tyranny seamily and with the maximum of unpleasantness.
by Lord Grimcock August 11, 2008
A binge eater. Otherwise normal, one who, at times, feels himself powerfully drawn towards the non-salad end of the buffet table.
I became pie-curious after an enjoyable but ultimately damaging experience in my second year at college.
by Lord Grimcock January 20, 2008
The Forlorn Vorn. The lusted-after coming age of terror and chthonic despair.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
Will be ushered in at the Breaking of the Third Vorn - the Vorn of the Homochrist, which will be sooner than you think.
At this cathartic point, the poofternicious stranglehomold of egalitarianism, socialism and Christianity shall evaporate and be replaced with the most baleful and universal acknowledgement of the Necrowizard's bleak eternal supremacy of frost.
By Vorthak, my droogs! This pathetick homoverse breathes its last! And we are privileged enough to be bidden to its fall! ALL HAIL THE FOURTH VORN OF PERPETUAL BLASPHEMODESOLATION!
by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2008
by Lord Grimcock October 17, 2007
An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.
The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.
by Lord Grimcock August 12, 2007
Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007