Lord Grimcock's definitions
This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.
by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

A binge eater. Otherwise normal, one who, at times, feels himself powerfully drawn towards the non-salad end of the buffet table.
I became pie-curious after an enjoyable but ultimately damaging experience in my second year at college.
by Lord Grimcock January 19, 2008

A: I found this crippled bantam on Wansbeck Road and have spent the last 2 months nursing him back to health.
B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.
B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.
by Lord Grimcock August 5, 2008

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
by Lord Grimcock May 8, 2009

by Lord Grimcock November 1, 2007
