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dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
by Loopydave June 1, 2018
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gentleman fat

The sperm of the wealthy, elite high class men in society. Stud fees for the sperm are incredibly high due to the lower classes hoping that some quality genetics might alter the course of a mongoloid family for a one off fee. Also seen on the faces of high class prostitutes.
Rupert had finally realized his most deviant sexual fantasy had finally come true when he looked in the face of Mary with her gentleman fat beard
by Loopydave September 5, 2018
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gypsies eyelash

I detached pubic hair caught between the glans and the foreskin, resembling the crooked eyelash of a gypsy
No Rupert, I'm not putting that into my mouth unless you have a through Gentleman's Wash and remove the three Gypsies Eyelash sobbed Mary
by Loopydave November 23, 2016
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Brown Goliath

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
by Loopydave October 24, 2019
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gorilla forearm

An extremely well developed muscle-clad forearm developed from many decades of having a chronic masturbation habit
Rupet's gorilla forearm shrank considerably in the years following meeting Mary
by Loopydave January 25, 2017
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yodeling starfish

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
by Loopydave February 12, 2020
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