Definitions by Loopydave

dealt a beadle 

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

dealt a beadle by Loopydave June 1, 2018

snail's doorstep 

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

snail's doorstep by Loopydave February 20, 2017

gorilla forearm 

An extremely well developed muscle-clad forearm developed from many decades of having a chronic masturbation habit

Rupet's gorilla forearm shrank considerably in the years following meeting Mary

gorilla forearm by Loopydave January 25, 2017

googling rehabs session 

A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google

Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...

googling rehabs session by Loopydave January 25, 2017

gypsies eyelash 

I detached pubic hair caught between the glans and the foreskin, resembling the crooked eyelash of a gypsy

No Rupert, I'm not putting that into my mouth unless you have a through Gentleman's Wash and remove the three Gypsies Eyelash sobbed Mary

gypsies eyelash by Loopydave November 23, 2016

dribbling clam 

A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.

After seeing Mary's dribbling clam, Rupert realised no extra lubrication was required.

dribbling clam by Loopydave January 17, 2011