19 definitions by Loopydave
A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google
by Loopydave January 25, 2017
When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 1, 2018
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
by Loopydave February 20, 2017
The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 3, 2019
Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
by Loopydave February 12, 2020