A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.
by Loopydave January 16, 2011
Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
by Loopydave May 02, 2018
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
by Loopydave February 20, 2017
The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 03, 2019
Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
by Loopydave February 12, 2020
When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
by Loopydave October 18, 2018