I detached pubic hair caught between the glans and the foreskin, resembling the crooked eyelash of a gypsy
No Rupert, I'm not putting that into my mouth unless you have a through Gentleman's Wash and remove the three Gypsies Eyelash sobbed Mary
by Loopydave November 23, 2016
When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
by Loopydave October 18, 2018
The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
by Loopydave February 03, 2019
A woman, usually drunk and ugly, performing oral sex in the back seat of a car. In reference to the bobble head 'nodding' characters British people would put in the rear window of there car, often a Churchill Dog.
Office manager Rupert received the full nodding dog treatment from the drunk PA Mary in the taxi on the way home from the office party.
by Loopydave March 15, 2019
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
by Loopydave May 12, 2020
Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
by Loopydave February 12, 2020