Loopydave's definitions

gorilla forearm

An extremely well developed muscle-clad forearm developed from many decades of having a chronic masturbation habit

Rupet's gorilla forearm shrank considerably in the years following meeting Mary

by Loopydave January 25, 2017

googling rehabs session

A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google

Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...

by Loopydave January 25, 2017

Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020

rolled up phone book

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

by Loopydave May 12, 2020

chopped up gorilla

The pubic region of a dark haired lady, who never maintains her ladygarden, when on her period.

Rupert was aghast when he was Mary's snatch for the first time during rag week, her lack of maintenance of her pubic mound resulted in what looked like a chopped up gorilla

by Loopydave April 11, 2024