5 definitions by Long dong Ed
A port girl that loves to gurgle a man's load until it evaporates in her mouth, or she just swallows it for more
Kayla grabbed my meat package and power sucked it until I blew my baby maker load into her mouth, then she tilted her head back and did this gurgletramp sound like stirring a bowl of macaroni for a couple minutes until it all vanished. Then looked me in the eyes and said to drop her off at her sisters.
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
Tiffany was looking for a quick high, so took her behind the dollar store, banged her doggie style and walked away without hooking her up . Bitch went crazy like a screaming hoe
by Long dong Ed October 28, 2022
When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high
I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.
If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)
Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022