Long w e e n boi's definitions

yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019

Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

by Long w e e n boi November 7, 2019

Drop the Soap

When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Urmumgae

A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.

While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Gay Men

When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.

Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019