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pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
by LonePooper February 1, 2018
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five star shit

The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.
Dude, I'm telling you. I took a five star shit! One for the records books. A real bowl filler too!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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5 star shit

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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SES

Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.
Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
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fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!
Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!
by LonePooper February 4, 2018
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Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
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smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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