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Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper March 28, 2018
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Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
by LonePooper December 16, 2019
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by LonePooper April 15, 2016
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After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.
After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!
by LonePooper February 04, 2018
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Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.
Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
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What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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