Sudden Explosive Shit. When you gotta go, you hit the toilet, and the turds come flying out like an explosion.
Oh man, I just did the hugest SES! I had to seriously ride the bowl until it all came out! Now I got the greatest shit high.
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!
by LonePooper May 04, 2018
All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper May 02, 2018
A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!
Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!
by LonePooper February 01, 2018
The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
by LonePooper February 26, 2018