rule of 3

n. The fact that a girl can be persuaded to do pretty much anything when asked three times repetitively. This technique can be enhanced by a singular or collective "C'mon" by the asker and/or those surrounding.

Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs...c'mon.
Dumb Girl: ...okay.
Nathan: Unbelievable.
Lee (to Nathan): Rule of 3 man.

by Lomonte95 August 09, 2006

enameled

adj. The state of being completely and totally intoxicated to the point where reality becomes an illusion.

Rob: "Is there gonna be enough alcohol there to get me enameled?"

by Lomonte95 July 07, 2006

IHOS

n. International House of Sausage. The over abundance of male presence at a club or social function.

Fred: Dude, there's so many guys here. It's a sausage fest!
Johnny: No man, its the International House of Sausage!
Together: Arg, IHOS!!!

by Lomonte95 July 07, 2006

comparative property

n. Females with mediocre attractiveness often have a friend they always keep by their side that is much less attractive than themselves thus making them hotter by comparison. This always causes a problem when a guy and his buddy and looking to pick up chicks. Even though the one girl is rather cute, nobody wants to jump on the grenade.

Billy: "Hey Tony, check out those chicks over there. The one on the left is pretty cute but sadly her friend is less than satisfactory."
Tony: "Isn't that what they call the Comparative Property?"
Billy: "Yeah, I think so. So... what should we do?"
Tony: "Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

by Lomonte95 July 06, 2006

douche ammo

n. Girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. If a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you're dancing with.

Dylan: "Look out man, the douche crew's moving in."
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"

by Lomonte95 July 22, 2006

cool by association

adj. Achieving a higher social status through association with a popular person. These people will never rise to the same social status as those they emulate. They are invited to "cool people" social functions, however, if they bring someone of the opposite sex with them they must be of the same social status. This is because a true popular person would never become involved with someone of lower status. This is primarily common in a high school setting because of the various social groups.

Dave: "Why did Bret bring Gina to the prom?"
Sam: "Gina is the quarterback's sister's best friend."
Dave: "But she's a big time softball thickie!"
Sam: "Doesn't matter, they're cool by association."
Dave: "Oh I get it. Bret is Blake, the quaterback's, friend from Little League. Gina has been Blake's sister's best friend since grade school. Neither of them are popular enough to come with Blake or Cindy so they are here with each other."
Sam: "Cruel, ain't it."

by Lomonte95 July 07, 2006

softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 03, 2006