Lmao's definitions

substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.

She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.

by lmao April 9, 2005

Ninja Mistake

Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently, fate and Ninja Mistake are one and the same.

Ninja do not make a mistake, you fucktards.

by lmao November 22, 2004

big teeth

foster has big teeth the goofy mutha fuka

foster has BIG teeth his teeeth are banging to the beets of the boombox

by LMAO August 7, 2004

sldtn

noobie which sux at cs

omg im such a sldtn today i cant kill a single person

by lmao September 6, 2004

emocrats

whiney ass bitches who won't shut the fuck up even though they are clueless morons and even if you shove facts in their face that contradict their stupidity even if those facts are from flamingly gay liberal sources

emocrats are whining fucking maggots

by lmao August 2, 2004

BOCKY

to gargle ones own semenal juices
bukkake
seagulling
frotage

did you see me bocky myself and it spill down my chin?

by lmao November 1, 2004

kthxbye

Used to signify your winning of a wordflamewar/word or to show that your insult was best and nothing can beat it.

What a fucking joke.
kthxbye

by lmao July 1, 2003