Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

by LizardInACan July 09, 2023

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

BHM

An abbreviation for "Big Handsome Male". It's the male version of the phrase BBW or "Big Beautiful Woman". It's used frequently in feederism communities by both women and men who are sexually attracted to larger men.

On a dating website: Just a BHM looking for his BBW

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

Mud Monster

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.

I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

Nanotape

A strong double sides tape often used to hang posters and flags on walls.

Been trying to get a piece of nanotape off my wall bc I wanted to move my flag.

by LizardInACan July 04, 2023

Archetype

When playing magic the Gathering it is a type of dick. These help to discuss the metagame such as an aggro, midrange or control deck.

He was using an aggro archetype and I just couldn't keep up!

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

grape

Often used as slang when you don't want to use the word rape. It is common on social media sites such as twitter or tiktok where users are worried about possible censorship were they to actually use the word rape.

Did you hear that he graped her? It's depressing what this world has come to.

by LizardInACan August 14, 2023