Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

Kardashiots

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

hysturgical

ADJ: a word to describe a hysterical surgeon.

When Dr. Smith is in the OR, he is hysturgical.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 8, 2019

quintity

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

auditeria

N: a large area used both as a cafeteria and an auditorium.

Miss Smith's class is in the auditeria.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019