Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Lobstritician

A Doctor that specializes in lobsters

Bob is a lobstritician and keeps butter at his practice!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019