Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

gemocide

N: the act of buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, signaling the end of bachelorhood.

I heard that Jimmy committed gemocide with his girlfriend the other day.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

punnerhea

N-an uncontrollable explosion of puns

Shut up, already, you've got a terrible case of punnerhea....

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.

Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

jackdane

N: a dog breed cross between a Jack Russell and a Great Dane.

Jimmy's new puppy is a jackdane.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

auditeria

N: a large area used both as a cafeteria and an auditorium.

Miss Smith's class is in the auditeria.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019