Definitions by Little T mart

Lieutenant Dan 

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

Lieutenant Dan by Little T mart December 9, 2016

Box Lunch at the "Y" 

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring

I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.

Box Lunch at the "Y" by Little T mart October 8, 2011

SMP 

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

SMP by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....

Felony Juice by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Whiskey School

Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise

Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.

Whiskey School by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Traffic Cone 

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

Traffic Cone by Little T mart July 30, 2009

Milwaukee Grinder 

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.

Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!

Milwaukee Grinder by Little T mart July 30, 2009