Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 09, 2016

Whiskey School

Another name for rehab, state instituted or otherwise

Bob had so much fun that he had to go to WHISKEY SCHOOL.

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

Box Lunch at the "Y"

Another term for Cunnilingus, Going Down, or Gatoring

I swung by and had BOX LUNCH AT THE "Y" with Gloria this afternoon. Long story short, my tongue is killing me.

by Little T mart October 09, 2011

Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.

Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

SMP

Text language for "shit my pants", to express that something is funny.

TXT1: I just got fired from Costco!
TXT2: LOL, SMP!
TXT1: Fuck you

by Little T mart July 31, 2009