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The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.

Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!
spank by Little Deby Big Boobs July 18, 2008
The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.
Men take great comfort in my boobs.
boobs by Little Deby Big Boobs July 15, 2008
The object of desire of a turd burglar.
Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.
turd by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005
A man who is white.

To the liberal, a white man is useful for only one thing: Paying taxes to support everyone else.

To the liberal, a white man is the source of all racism, sexism, and religious trouble.
No white man with any sense would ever vote for a liberal. Liberals offer no entitlements for white men.

cabbage fart

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.
A woman's breasts. Especially when large and shapely.
I enjoy my jugs! Especially on a hot day when I wear a sleeveless T-Shirt!

wobblyfloppers

What big breasts become in time.
Looks like my boobs are becoming wobblyfloppers. But men still love to suck on them.