Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Little City Band

bungus

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(Of a man) having been pegged so hard that, had he a uterus, he would be pregnant.

Man A: “The Mrs. pounded my bussy hard as fuck last night, bro. Got me feelin’ pegnant for real.”
Man B: “Hell yeah, dude.”

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to intoxicate oneself enough to go to White Castle (often leads one to sign up for exclusive deals and offers they would otherwise decline)

I hope I don't end up whiting out again this weekend; I get enough emails as is.

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Whomever Lorena Bobbit marries next is gonna have to keep a close eye on his cumgun.

Cumgun by Little City Band September 26, 2018

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Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!

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The technical term for a sneaker enthusiast, or sneakerhead

I like movies, which makes me a cinephile. John likes hi-fi sound, so he’s an audiophile. You’re into sneakers; you’re a pedaphile.

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Derogatory term for a podiatrist

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.

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