Link's definitions

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

Vag Wax

The natural 'juices' that are found inside the vagina or panty hamster

I gave her the finger and got it covered in vag wax

by Link December 10, 2004

Stink Finger

This is gained when a chosen number of fingers are inserted into the vagina belonging to a Skank

To obtain an even worse case of stink finger: Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the 'pinky' finger is inserted into the anus

'Two in the goo and one in the poo'

by Link December 10, 2004

Trendy

A 'Trendy' is a person that wears the same as his/her ten mates.
For the male this normally involves slip on shoes, tight jeans and a shirt normally in a pastel shade or resembling your nans table cloth. His friend will be wearing the same but maybe a different coloured shirt if they are feeling adventurous.
They enjoy going into town on a saturday night to get drunk and then pick a fight with anyone on the way home.
The female, wearing various FCUK items, and looking like someone from Pop Idol, like her male counterparts, is often quite 'slutty' and brash and enjoys sex in alley ways.

Normally they have no individuality and the IQ of a Limpet with mental problems.

Person A: Look! There's a trendy who stands out from his mates.

Person B: Jesus H Christ!

by Link December 8, 2004

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 8, 2004

Bandit

Another term for a homosexual or gay.

"Dont go near him Steve, he plays the bandit"

by Link December 8, 2004