Definitions by LingDanc803

assbassador

An ambassador of ass.

That dump truck is looking fire, you’re an assbassador for sure.

assbassador by LingDanc803 February 20, 2023

BBBB 

An acronym meaning “Big Big Boo Boo”. This acronym is a euphemism to refer to when someone really fucks something up.

What have you done?! This BBBB is irreparable!

You committed a BBBB and now we’re fucked!

That is a BBBB… noooo!!

BBBB by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Astrolorgy 

An orgy full of astrolohoes, astrologers, or hoes in general.

Let's get all the signs together and have an astrolorgy!

Astrolorgy you say? I'm an astrolohoe.. You already know I am IN!

Astrolorgy by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

Astrolohoe 

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.

Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.

Astrolohoe by LingDanc803 February 19, 2023

I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!! 

A funny saying/expression to tell your friends to overemphasize or overexagerate the word "slay".

Let me tell you something, honey... I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!!!

Make a video of you saying I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!!

I slay, you slay, we all slay for slay slay!!! by LingDanc803 February 18, 2023

Spoustie 

The combination of the words "spouse" and "bestie". A spouse who is also your best friend. A best friend who is also your spouse. Your partner for life and in crime. This term is gender neutral and can be used with non-binary and gender non-conforming folks.

I can't wait to see my spoustie tonight. They bring me such life and I am so happy to have someone like them in my life.

I love having a spoustie. It's the best of both worlds.

Spoustie by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023

Wifestie 

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

Wifestie by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023