Spoustie

The combination of the words "spouse" and "bestie". A spouse who is also your best friend. A best friend who is also your spouse. Your partner for life and in crime. This term is gender neutral and can be used with non-binary and gender non-conforming folks.
I can't wait to see my spoustie tonight. They bring me such life and I am so happy to have someone like them in my life.

I love having a spoustie. It's the best of both worlds.
by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023
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Club influencer

Someone who works at a job that typically is a promoter who dances, performs, and (positively) influences the environment of the dance club. They bring so much more to the club that can be linguistically described or appreciated. Through the literal and figurative light they bring, they bring positive and good vibes and energy. This term can also be seen as "clubfluencer" for short.
My best friend is a club influencer. He really makes a difference and makes the club so much more fun and a safe space for people.

I am a club influencer by night and a teacher by day and I wouldn't have it any other way!
by LingDanc803 February 26, 2023
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Accoddledate

Accommodate + coddle

When you accommodate and coddle someone.
I have a tight schedule and I need a lot of help. I need you to accoddledate me, please.
by LingDanc803 August 31, 2018
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A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.
This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.
by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018
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Linguistmas

A Linguist's Christmas, something that is euphoric to a linguist.
Merry Linguistmas! Enjoy!

Linguistics fucking rocks. Merry Linguistmas to all!

We need to celebrate Linguistmas at work, seriously!
by LingDanc803 December 27, 2023
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NDOC

An acronym meaning neurodivergent obsessive curiosity.
My NDOC is really acting up right now. I can't stop thinking about it.

Have you ever experienced NDOC?

NDOC is challenging to deal with.
by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023
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ISTU

“I Swear to Universe” An agnostic/atheist-friendly way of saying “ISTG” (I swear to God)
ISTU this ain’t it.

On Universe, ISTU!

Fuck off you’re annoying me ISTU.
by LingDanc803 September 10, 2023
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