Limbo's definitions

hans vankhoff

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

by Limbo December 18, 2005

National Hangover Day

The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.

I woke up next to five bottles of Jägermeister and a pile of confetti on National Hangover Day.

by Limbo December 28, 2005

spot

v. To watch out or assist someone that is exercising, especially when using potentially dangerous equipment.
n. Someone who spots.

I can bench 120 on my own but I need a spot to get up to 150.

After my first hernia I decided I need a spot when I bench.

by Limbo April 8, 2006

head break

To take a short recess from other (i.e. military) business in order to use the head, or toilet.

We'll split to have a head break in about five minutes.

by Limbo April 11, 2006

e-jail

To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.

An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.

by Limbo January 13, 2006

RPOD

Role-Play Off-Duty.

1) When you are AFK in a heavily role-playing oriented Massively Multiplayer Online Game.
2) When you don't feel like role-playing at a given time (in any situation).
3) When you say something in a MMORPG (see 1) that is considered controversially "OOC."

Don't bother me about your mage, I'm RPOD.

by Limbo October 21, 2005

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 24, 2006