Limbo's definitions

hans vankhoff

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

by Limbo December 18, 2005

irl

A vague perception of reality truly intended more as an online reference.

i got 324235exp in Final Fantasy XI irl

by Limbo December 28, 2005

game affair

Contrary to a love affair, involves no strings like sex, and is reserved for those male-female partners that enjoy a non-intimate, purely fun and outgoing association. Since this type of relationship can be found in simple friendships, the term "game affair" should be reserved for use in MMORPGs that include a version of marriage with no real physical or emotional attachment.

See WoW or NexusTK or whatever utilitarian MMORPG people consume themselves with these days.

No I don't want to cyber, this is a game affair baby!

by Limbo October 21, 2005

HALT

Hungry Angry Lonely Tired

A term used in hedonism to refer to one's apparent incidental desire(s).

HALT, McDonalds.
HALT, fuck you.
HALT, I'm a loser.
HALT, zZzzZZzzz...

by Limbo October 23, 2005

e-jail

To incarcerate someone who anonymously harasses others via E-mail or Web article.

An excerpt from the new law listed as Section 113 "Preventing Cyberstalking" under the "Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act":

"Whoever...utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet... without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person...who receives the communications...shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both."

Thanks to Congress a lot of annoying people will likely be e-jailed in the near future.

by Limbo January 13, 2006

head break

To take a short recess from other (i.e. military) business in order to use the head, or toilet.

We'll split to have a head break in about five minutes.

by Limbo April 11, 2006

yawn

A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.

If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all.

by Limbo April 14, 2006