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ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.
Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

Composition 

Written raps and rhymes. Lyrics.
I'm bustin' funky compostion as smooth as a prism. So check it as I rap to this fly ass rhythm.
Composition by Alomar November 27, 2004

ap english language and composition

"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board

3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos
Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you

Fallacy of composition 

For starters, fallacy means a flawed truth. Fallacy of composition means a flawed assumption of truth.
I read heard it this way...

Think crowded baseball game. You can't see because of the guy in front of you. If you stand up, then you can see. However, the fallacy of composition is that if EVERYBODY stands up, nobody can see the game any clearer than if they were all sitting down.

ap english literature and composition 

"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board
In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!

Repositioning 

repositioning:

(noun) telling the truth only after being presented with evidence of a bold faced lie and threatened with prison time.
When conspiracy theorist and Trump supporter Jerome Corsi was confronted about his lies and threatened with prison time, he decided to tell the truth, which he described as a "repositioning".