Definitions by Lil_Bird414

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Michael Myers 

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.

Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!

Michael Myers by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

Pinheading 

The act of sounding a penis with a needle or other sharp device for both suffering and pleasure.

My penis. You're Pinheading it. I came.

Pinheading by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

Arm Wrestling 

When two women are are having sex doggy style, facing each other. They then hold each other's hands in the arm wrestling position for support.

Amanda and Clarice were arm wrestling whilst getting railed from behind by their boyfriends. BFFs.

Arm Wrestling by Lil_Bird414 October 8, 2021

Ambering 

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.

Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.

Ambering by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

Hermoane Granger by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021