Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Pinheading

The act of sounding a penis with a needle or other sharp device for both suffering and pleasure.

My penis. You're Pinheading it. I came.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Tightrope

When two men with globs of semen on the tips of their penises touch tips and then pull apart, creating a long string of semen, resembling a tightrope.

Bobby and Jimmy made a tightrope last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 30, 2021

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

Ambering

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.

Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.

by Lil_Bird414 June 18, 2021