Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.
“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”
by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020
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Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!
I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020
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254 Hours

Suppose one day you go on hiking and suddenly fall deep down the mountain and a boulder hits your hand and you’re stuck for 127 hours! At the end of the 127 hours, army individuals find the man and try to grab his hand, a heavy rainstorm dominates the landscape and the boulder hits your other hand after leaving one hand. Oops! Another 127 hours, sorry mate.
“Ahh, come on! I don’t want to spend 254 hours at stuck deep down the mountain with boulders on my hands!”
by LikeXD31 March 28, 2021
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34+35

When one has sex with someone 6 inches taller than themselves.
You’re 5 foot 9? Dude, that’s not like 34.5+34.5 more like 34+35!”
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Bayerned

"Ha ha haaa Sporting Lisbon got Bayerned 6-0 in the Champions League finals!"
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Frog Legs

A recipe that would solidly match with shrimp when having a beach picnic. Someone then says it looks like it's time to catch this frog and hunt it!
"The frog's ribs are tasteless, why not have some frog legs?"
by LikeXD31 April 13, 2023
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Euro 2020

The tournament where many of the quality teams were sadly eliminated too soon.
“Man, where’s Germany going I wish they won Euro 2020”
by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021
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