Light joker's definitions

Kicks

1. shoes

2. gym shoes

3. pleasure or enjoyment

4. the potency of a drug or alcohol

Those old kicks are so worn they wouldn't be of any use in a creek.

by Light Joker October 30, 2006

gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)

That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.

by Light Joker January 21, 2005

Flame

To send email messages that criticize someone.
It is something everyone has the right to do now and then.

I should not have to find any of my definitions that flame others recomended for deletion.

by Light Joker April 27, 2004

(as) high as a Georgia pine.

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

by Light Joker July 11, 2004

I smell bacon

here come the police (bacon is a synonym for pigs)

As he drove pass the white car the His friend called out " I smell bacon " as he looked at the windows.

by Light Joker October 15, 2006

raunchy

1. disgusting, nasty

2. lewd, obscene, vulgar

That place was so raunchy I felt like I was going to puke.

by Light Joker December 5, 2005

acid test

a very thourough test(acid is used in the chemical test to determine if gold is real or not)

I gave my new car an acid test to determine if it was worth buying.

by Light Joker April 2, 2005