Light joker's definitions

druggie

a drug addict(see also juggie)

Tell that druggie to get some help.

by Light Joker December 1, 2004

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

boner

1. a clumsy error

2. an erection

I hate it when I get a boner in public.

by Light Joker April 3, 2006

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005

player

a womanizer(see also play)

That guy is such a player. He asked my sister out, even though a bunch of other girls had already decided to go out with him.

by Light Joker November 24, 2004

g-string

a pair of women's underwear thatr exposes more than a thong

She should not wear low rise jeans and a g-string. It's a good way to end up being harassed.

by Light Joker January 11, 2006